Joanna Krupa Sexy Bikini Lingerie Pictures

Well, I don’t think any of you guys really need me to tell you how hot Joanna Krupa is, especially when she’s modeling assorted bikinis, but I’m going to do it anyway. She’s hotter than a whore’s crotch. If anyone is wondering what I want for Xmas, Joanna Krupa oiled up in a bikini is at the top of my list. I also want one of those Asian sex dolls, but that’s more of a Hanukkah present.

Candice Swanepoel Is Back in Lingerie and in Bikinis

Candice Swanepoel is back in lingerie… and bikinis, so YAY!

As always, this Victoria’s Secret hottie looks super good.

Soooo much more after the jump!

And while you’re admiring Candice and window-shopping at the same time, which one is your favorite “minimalist” look?

Paris Hilton’s Lingerie Will Make Your Boobs Look Huge

… or so she says. Paris Hilton is about to launch her swimwear and lingerie line – and you’re looking at the ( photoshopped / cartoonish) promo! Here’s what she has to say about it:

“In my lingerie line, I have a bra that I designed for flat-chested girls and it makes your boobs look huge! People think it’s fake boobs. Everyone’s like, ‘Did you…?’ I’m like, ‘No!’ It makes me look like a double-D. I’m flat-chested compared to most girls in Hollywood.”

Bikini Lingerie Denise Milani

Celebrity Bikini: Jennifer Garner Bikini and Lingeire Pictures

Celebrity Pictures like these are what make my day. Jennifer Garner is an extremely beautiful woman and her well exercised figure makes these images images priceless.