Paris Hilton’s Lingerie Will Make Your Boobs Look Huge

… or so she says. Paris Hilton is about to launch her swimwear and lingerie line – and you’re looking at the ( photoshopped / cartoonish) promo! Here’s what she has to say about it:

“In my lingerie line, I have a bra that I designed for flat-chested girls and it makes your boobs look huge! People think it’s fake boobs. Everyone’s like, ‘Did you…?’ I’m like, ‘No!’ It makes me look like a double-D. I’m flat-chested compared to most girls in Hollywood.”