Jenna Bentley Playing in Some Rough Waves Into a Little Swimsuit

I know that most of you have no idea who this Jenna Bentley chick is, alright so I don’t have a clue either, but she’s just barely managed to stuff her tig old bitties into a little swimsuit so the least I could do was post them for you perverts. Apparently she’s a Playboy model, I think we figured that one out, and she’s playing in some rough waves that seem determined to release those funbags for all to see. well done ocean.

Paris Hilton Walking The Red Carpet in Her Pink Little Bikini

Not to be outdone by The Hills hottie Kristin Cavallari’s bikini clad pool party, Paris Hilton decided to walk the red carpet in her pink little number. I told you this was a good trend to get behind. Obviously she’s going to some party that involves a swimming pool, but I still stand behind my statement that women should be allowed to wear bikinis to pretty much any event. Including among others, weddings, bar mitzvahs, PTA meetings, presidential dinners, baptisms, funerals, little league games, groundbreaking ceremonies, traffic court and house warming parties. Enjoy.

Kristin Cavallari’s Bikini Clad Pool Party

Over the last few months Kristin Cavallari has very quickly become Twitter girlfriend material, she really knows how to push all the right buttons when it comes to pitching pant tents. She was in Vegas over the weekend “hosting” some party I wasn’t invited to, damn restraining order. It doesn’t really matter what the party is for, but I’m impressed with the pants optional theme. Well done. There should be more parties that involve hot chicks wearing bikinis and heels on the red carpet. Just a thought.

Trista Sutter Spend a Day at the Pool

As far as bikini pictures go these shots of The Bachelorette Trista Sutter lounging by the pool aren’t exactly Jessica Alba with her ass in the air, but they’ll do for now because I like pseudo-celebrities in their swimsuits. She looks good though, I think she had a baby too which makes her a pseudo-celebrity-MILF, which is even better for some perverted reason. I don’t know why, I guess I’m just on a hot older bird kick. That and the fact that it looks a little chilly down there by the pool. Nice.

Maria Belen Rodriguez Cozzani in Her Little Black Bathing Suit

I’ve been known to occasionally put up pictures of obscure European celebrities hanging out in their tiny European bikinis, this is one of those moments. Here’s Italian(?) hottie/actress Maria Belen Rodriguez Cozzani giving herself a suntan rub down in her little black bathing suit on the beach. So hot, I especially like her cheesy stripper butterfly tattoo, it reminds me of my mom. I have no clue who this chick is, but I like what I’m seeing. Her name is a bit of a mouthful, but so is her…. You know the rest.

Sheridan Smith Seen Relaxing Poolside In Miami

I’m not quite sure who Sheridan Smith is, but I’m guessing by the looks of her boobs, she’s British. Unfortunately, that’s about all she has going for her, that’s not to say l wouldn’t let her take a ride on my life preserver.