Britney Spears Is Tight But Can She Perform?

Here are some Britney Spears tour rehearsal pictures. As you can see, Britney has definitely got herself back into shape. Yes, those are abs that we see. I’m impressed. Let’s hope she can learn how to dance all over again because her last few TV appearances promoting the new album she had two left feet and no matter how hot a chick looks, if they can’t dance, they don’t perform well… in bed. And that’s what’s really important when it all boils down.

Shauna Sand And Her Airbags On A Segway

What’s with this Shauna Sand garbage? Normally I would think that a big boobed blond in a bikini and trashy heels riding pretty much anything would be pretty hot, but these pictures of her riding a segway in her trashy 80’s stripper heels aren’t quite doing it for me. That’s not true, the shots from behind are working quite well but once you get around to the front you’re in for a nasty old surprise.

Alessandra Ambrosio Super Sexy Bikini PIctures

Like I said before, this is the best week we’ve had all year long. In know we’re only 3 weeks in, but I just don’t see how we can get more super sexy bikini pictures than this. The amazing thing about these Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures is that she just had a kid like a year ago and her body is still this tight. So gentleman, you can now bitch to your wives after they have a kid that if Alessandra can do it, so can you. No excuses.

Miss America’s Katie Stam In A Sexy Bikini

Here’s the winner of Miss America, Katie Stam of Indiana in her bikini. I didn’t watch it on TV so I don’t really have anything to say, but I felt it was fitting to at least put pics of her in her nasty swimsuit. Seriously, there’s a better selection at Wal-Mart. Anyway, “THERE SHE IS, MISS AMERICA, There she is, your ideal…

Shauna Sand Hot Bikini Pictures

I don’t think I’ve ever posted this train wreck before for obvious reasons. Yikes! Shauna Sand scares the living sperm back in me and is proof that there should be a legal limit to the amount of plastic surgery one whore can have. Honestly, what doctors have done to her should be criminal. The worst part is, Shauna thinks she is hot!

Hilary Duff Sexy Mini Bikini Pictures

Here’s Hilary Duff with her hockey player boyfriend on vacation in the Bahamas. He’s obviously no All-Star on the ice because he didn’t make the NHL All-Star game this past weekend, but he’s got to be a master player to score Hilary. Anyway, Hilary better not fall too much harder in love because she’s gained some weight and even though some of it’s gone to her chest, it’s also gone to her lower half… So Hilary, on behalf of Mike Comrie, that’s not what he bargained for when he started dating you. He won’t tell you this so I will. Let’s hope we get some better bikini pics soon.

Rihanna Does GQ Mexico

Here’s Rihanna in the latest GQ Mexico magazine. I have a feeling these are rehashed pictures that I’ve seen before; Rihanna’s hair is like Elvis’ so they can’t be new. But that doesn’t mean they’re not hot. That said, enjoy.