Shauna Sand’s Sexy Bikini Holiday

I don’t normally like to post pictures of Shauna Sand on the site because her face is so rotten and the only thing she’s ever done in her career was squeeze out a few kids from that D list actor who used to be TV’s Renegade. That being said, she does check a few boxes when it comes to my taste in women — fake blond hair, big fake boobs and a tiny little body are three of my favorites — so when she brought along her even sluttier looking friend for a day at the beach in their bikinis I couldn’t pass up the opportunity. Besides, she’s wearing giant sunglasses that cover up her busted old face so who really gives a crap. Enjoy.

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Shauna Sand Stuffed Into A Little Polka Dot Bikini At The Beach

It’s really difficult for me to write anything bad about Shauna Sand, she’s a natural beauty that all young women should strive to become. Here she is at the beach stuffed into a little polka dot bikini. Class act. This is the kind of woman I can really see myself settling down with for an hour or two, then off to the clinic for a once over. If I ever have children they’re all going to be girls aren’t they?

Shauna Sand And Her Airbags On A Segway

What’s with this Shauna Sand garbage? Normally I would think that a big boobed blond in a bikini and trashy heels riding pretty much anything would be pretty hot, but these pictures of her riding a segway in her trashy 80’s stripper heels aren’t quite doing it for me. That’s not true, the shots from behind are working quite well but once you get around to the front you’re in for a nasty old surprise.

Shauna Sand Hot Bikini Pictures

I don’t think I’ve ever posted this train wreck before for obvious reasons. Yikes! Shauna Sand scares the living sperm back in me and is proof that there should be a legal limit to the amount of plastic surgery one whore can have. Honestly, what doctors have done to her should be criminal. The worst part is, Shauna thinks she is hot!

Shauna Sand’s Bikini Rubdown

I can’t believe I’m posting Shauna Sand pictures again, she’s a completely useless nobody who happens to be the mother of a just as useless D-list celebrity, Lorenzo Lamas’ children. If she didn’t have a head she’d look pretty f@#king hot in her tiny bikini, if you like skinny fake titted blonds with no job, which I do. Here she is giving her latest paycheck a rubdown on the beach in Miami. The last time I had a massage like that it cost me $80 and an asian chick tried to stick her finger in my ass. Worth every penny.