Jenna Jameson in Her Sexy Bikini With Her Twins

Here’s pornstar and amateur bathtub wrestler Jenna Jameson enjoying some quality time on the beach in her bikini with her twins (not a euphemism for boobs) and her wife beating husband. I thought these two separated after the tub incident? It just goes to show you that I really have no idea what’s going on in pornstars heads. I used to imagined they’re thinking ‘This really frikin’ hurts, but I need to keep smiling if I want that Bentley‘… Now I have no clue.

Joanna Krupa Sexy Bikini Lingerie Pictures

Well, I don’t think any of you guys really need me to tell you how hot Joanna Krupa is, especially when she’s modeling assorted bikinis, but I’m going to do it anyway. She’s hotter than a whore’s crotch. If anyone is wondering what I want for Xmas, Joanna Krupa oiled up in a bikini is at the top of my list. I also want one of those Asian sex dolls, but that’s more of a Hanukkah present.

Miss USA Kristen Dalton in Her Bikini And Heels on The Red Carpet

Here’s Miss USA Kristen Dalton hanging out on the red carpet in her bikini and heels. A few weeks ago I said that this look was a good idea and that more hot chicks should be doing it, so it’s nice to see that someone out there is listening. I also think that more hotties should send me hot pictures of themselves on Twitter so… I’m waiting.

JWoWW in Sexy Bikini on The Beach

Alright so I posted pictures earlier of that chick from Jersey Shore Jenni Farley aka JWoWW walking around trying to contain her fat boobs, so I thought I would follow things up with some shots of her hanging out on the beach in her bikini. Why? Certainly not because she’s a big celebrity now, but simply because I like big titted chicks in bikinis who will never amount to anything. I know that’s wrong. Enjoy.

Brooke Hogan’s Sexy Bikini Vacation

I’m finding myself regretting saying earlier in the week that I found Brooke Hogan to be looking pretty good, I think I was just distracted by her big sunglasses, blonde hair and big fat titties to realize what I was saying. I sincerely apologize. That being said, if you can somehow find it in your heart to completely ignore her manly face, these pictures of her in her bikini aren’t all that bad. I’ve woken up to much worse on my all inclusive vacations to Guadeloupe, and that guy had much more feminine features.

Kelly Bensimon Hanging Out in Her Bikini on The Beach

Ugh, I can’t believe I’m posting more pictures of this old lady with weird rubber skin. Here’s that old chick from that show that nobody watches, Kelly Bensimon hanging out in her bikini on the beach the other day. Seriously, does anyone give a crap about this chick? I’m all for posting pictures of hot women in their bikinis, but this bird is past it’s prime. Her skin looks like Silly Putty for f@#k’s sake, I’m half expecting to see some Archie comics imprinted on her ass.