Heidi Montag Putting Those Big Fake Boobs to Work in a Bikini

Here’s Heidi Montag hosting some event and finally she’s putting those big fake boobs to work in a bikini. I knew it was bound to happen, I just wish we didn’t have to wait this long. Anyway, I’ll never say anything bad about Heidi or her douche husband again. Those funbags get Heidi a lifetime Hollywood Tuna clemency. Enjoy.

Heidi Montag Is Enjoying Her Last Days In Costa Rica In A Bikini

I don’t know if you guys are watching “I’m a Celebrity, Get me out of Here”, but I’m sure you heard about all the douchery that Heidi Montag and Spencer were involved in. Before the show, I never heard either of them speak and I didn’t realize that Heidi is such a God freak! I’m all for religion, but Heidi seems like the type that has turns to it because she has blown so much man meat in her day to get to where she is, that now she feels the need to spread the gospel or whatever you call it. It. Anyway, here she is enjoying her last days in Costa Rica in a bikini after leaving the show because she was too ill to continue. Poor girl…

Heidi Montag Sexy Bikini Pictures In Playboy

Well, People magazine is reporting that Heidi Montag will bare it all for September’s issue of Playboy Magazine. It’s about time this useless piece of trash does something worthwhile with her life. I’m actually looking forward to it and I think it’s a step in the right direction for her. Next step, Sex Tape.

Heidi Montag Sexy Bikini Pictures

It’s happening again, I’m writing about these morons Heidi Montag and what’s his douche, I’m not pleased with myself. These are shots of them on their pretend honeymoon in Mexico. I think I can handle Heidi, she’s got a great ass and some sweet tits but you would think that if you’re going to pretend that these are candid pictures you shouldn’t be looking at the f@#king camera in every shot. Just show us your tits already.

More Heidi Montag Sexy Bikini Pictures

Here are some more bikini pictures of Heidi Montag and Spencer on their fake honeymoon. I don’t care if they do live in a world that is scripted; personally, I think we all would be better off if our lives were run by MTV and the media. Just think, you could be banging a fake tittied, hot ass blond too. And getting paid for it! So I guess the point of this post is don’t hate Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt for making shit loads of money for being losers. Because maybe in the end, we’re the real losers for supporting it.