In case any of you give a damn, the Miss USA pageant was held last night at the Planet Hollywood Resort Casino and some chick named Kristen Dalton was crowned the winner. I’m all for chicks parading around in bikini’s and high heels but I prefer them to either be serving me drinks or waiting for their turn on the main stage. I’m not up to date on my beauty pageants but it seems to me that Miss USA is basically Miss America’s slutty little sister…. I like her already.
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