Supermodel Doutzen Kroes in Her Bikini for Vogue Russia

It’s finally Friday and I’ve had another rough week of writing about celebrities and their lovely boobs, so I thought I would finish things off with a few tasty shots of supermodel Doutzen Kroes hanging out in her bikini for Vogue Russia. You’re welcome. Obviously the girl is hot, she’s a supermodel after all, but the fact that it’s in Russian somehow makes it even hotter. I don’t really know why, I guess the whole thing reminds me of my first wife, we met on the internet and she was shipped to me from Russia. I’m getting choked up. Enjoy.

Nina Dobrev in Sexy Bikini at The Beach

I thought that Nina Dobrev was supposed to be one of Hollywood’s new hotties, so why the hell is she wearing her grandma’s bikini at the beach the other day? Luckily for her, and us, she’s got a pretty good looking ass that makes up for it , but come on. I bet there are a lot of chicks out there that would wear some tiny bathing suits if they had and ass like that. You’re hurting everyones feelings.

JWoWW Frolicking in The Ocean in Miami

As much as I hate myself for it, I think I would like to bang the Jersey Shore’s JWoWW aka Jenni Farley. Does that make me a terrible person? I thought so. Believe me I’m not happy about it, her face is absolutely rotten, but every time I see pictures of her those boobs just keep calling out to me. “Sqeeze me with your face” they say, I can’t ignore them forever. Anyhow, here she is with that troll of a friend frolicking in the ocean in Miami the other day. Enjoy.

Kate Gosselin in a frikin’ bikini

I’m really sorry about this folks, but Kate Gosselin is in the news all the time and she was on that dancing show and I thought that maybe if I put up pictures of her in a bikini I might get a little more traffic today. Sadly that means that all of us now have a picture burnt into our minds of Kate Gosselin in a frikin’ bikini. Believe me, I’m not happy about it either, but that’s life. Anyhow, I’m sure someone out there actually like Kate and this is making her day. Enjoy, or at least try.

Victoria Silvstedt Sexy Red Bikini Pictures

It’s that time of year again, when all sorts of rich people and they’re fancy overpriced yachts descend on the French Riviera to hobnob with as many celebrities as they can at the Cannes Film Festival. And you know that wherever you find rich old dudes and fancy yachts, you’re almost guaranteed to find model Victoria Silvstedt hanging out in a bikini on top of one of those old rich dudes yachts. This is what she does, she’s being training all year for this moment so when she gets her chance you’re damn sure she’s going to take it. Lindsay Lohan could learn a lot from this woman.

Arianny Celeste in Her Little Yellow Bikini

I’m not up to date with all the latest UFC ring girl happenings so I have no idea who this Arianny Celeste chick is, but she was nice enough to dress up in her little yellow bikini for us so why not give her a little exposure. Here she is at some Maxim magazine event the other day showing off her nicely tanned pectorals. Impressive, she must be able to do, I don’t know, five pushups with those things. Hot.

Taryn Manning Playing Around on The Beach in Bikini

For those of you who have no idea who the hell this Taryn Manning chick is, you’re not alone. Not a clue, but she’s playing around on the beach in her bikini so she’s allowed on the site. I was just reading her wikipedia page and apparently she’s an actress/singer who’s going to be in the new Hawaii Five-O remake. Fascinating. She also had some laser treatment to have some unfortunate tattoos removed, including one on her forearm that read ‘I Love Boys’….. She’s clearly not a member of Mensa, but she looks good in a bikini so who really gives a crap.