Kim Kardashian Bikini Magazine Pictures

After some un-photoshopped pictures of Kim Kardashian’s love handles and ass cellulite hit the internet machine a month or so ago, Kim has decided to fight back. Here she is posing pool side in some allegedly untouched bikini pictures for Life & Style magazine. She looks pretty good, I’d throw her a hump, but I’ve seen the Complex Magazine untouched pictures and these are way off. They’re about as untouched as Lindsay Lohan’s double ended dildo.

Thanks For The Invite To Ocean Club Opening Holiday Party

I have no clue what the ‘Ocean Club Opening Holiday Party‘ is, but it’s another event that I was not invited to. Judging by these pictures, it looks like I missed a good time. Don’t these people know that bloggers need some real sun too! The rays from my computer screen aren’t enough.

Victoria Silvstedt Super Micro Bikini Pictures

I’ve posted a bikini picture or two in my day and one thing I’ve learned over the years is that if you want bikini pictures done right you need to get an expert. Victoria Silvstedt is a perfect example of this, not only is she hot but she’s also wearing a tiny little bikini to truly highly her assets. Nobody wants to see a bikini you can play volleyball in, we want something that will wash away in the surf. What are the odds of being reincarnated as a bikini?

Kelly Ripa Micro Bikini Pictures

I don’t know how old Kelly Ripa is but she looks pretty hot, she obviously spends a lot of time in the gym, her body is so tight you could bounce testicles off those abs, Regis must wake up every morning and thanks f@#k for the good people at Cialis. I’m pretty sure he’s not banging Kelly but if I were him I’d be taking one tablet a day just in case. Like my grandfather always said: “You’re better off caught at work with an erection than caught in bed without one”.

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures

Here are Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures of her in Maui. I have to admit, I thought her being so skinny she wouldn’t be able to fill out a bikini, but I was wrong. Girl looks pretty damn good even if she is all skin and bones. I’d like to chew on whatever meat is left on her. Starting with the breasts.

Felicia Tang Super Micro Bikini Pictures

Felicia Tang (born October 22, 1977, Singapore) is an American model best known for her work with Playboy TV, calendars, and import car shows. She was born and raised in Singapore, and later[clarification needed] moved to Perth, Australia, where she attended Catholic school for two years. She later[clarification needed] moved with her family to Los Angeles, California. She started modeling whilst in college. She has done work in Mac and Bumble (M&B), Playboy TV and Peach DVD. She has also had minor roles in Rush Hour 2, Cradle 2 the Grave and The Fast and the Furious.

Felica announced recently on her website that she has retired from modeling. (Oct. 2008)

Crystal Klein Super Sexy Bikini Pictures

Crystal Klein (born 1981 in Austria[1]) is a pornographic actress and model. Klein is one of the few women to have been both a Playboy Playmate (Croatian Playboy, October 2004) and a Penthouse Pet of the Month (March 2005).

Klein studied psychology at the University of Vienna for two years but burned out. She moved to Maui, Hawaii to surf and work as a swimsuit model.[1]

She has appeared in the video Sheer Hosed Showoffs, played the piano while nude on The Howard Stern Show[2] and has her own website.

Steve C. "Interview with adult model Crystal Klein". Foundry Music. Retrieved on 2007-04-26.
"Stern Show". marksfriggin.com. 2005-02-28. Retrieved on 2007-04-26.