Scary Spice Is Jacked

Mel B hosted the ‘Hot Bodies’ event at Tao Beach in Las Vegas… should’ve been called Hard Bodies because girl jacked and not in a good way. Those abs and body belong to a dude. Sorry, but I usually think Mel B and her fake titties are pretty hot, but now she’s testing my sexuality.

Tila Tequila Sexy Bikini Pictures On The Beach

I guess when Tila Tequila isn’t spending time making her weird, yet hot music video, she’s chillin’ on the beach in Casa Amara taking photos of herself in a bikini and posting them on her website. In my mind this approach should be commended and every hot celebrity should follow suit. I mean, is there not an easier way to get on Hollywood Tuna? That is besides making a sex tape of course?! No! So thanks Tila!

Eva Longoria Hot Stripes Bikini Pictures

I don’t watch Desperate Housewives for various reasons, mainly because I have testicles, but after seeing these pictures of Eva Longoria in her bikini I might have to start. She looks pretty damn good for someone who’s 40 something, I have no idea how old she is. Anyhow, that ass looks like it can handle a few teeth marks and maybe couple of whips with a twizzlers licorice stick? I’m into that kind of thing.

Miss London Katie Price Hot White Bikini Pictures

I don’t really understand what’s going on in these pictures, it seems to be some sort of fashion show for Katie Price’s new line of equestrian wear but everyone’s wearing bikinis for some reason. I shouldn’t complain, any excuse to get Katie’s big fake boobs stuffed into a little bikini is a good one but I don’t know what this has to do with horse riding. Although there is something about girls riding horses in bikinis and heels that I like. Bareback of course.

Sarah Chalke Hot Black Bikini Pictures

I don’t know if Sarah Chalke is still on Scrubs or if the show is even on the air anymore but I had no idea she looked this good in a bikini. Here she is in some promo pictures for her TV mini-series Maneater. Hopefully this will launch her into stardom and we’ll see a lot more shots of her in bikinis of all shapes and sizes. Oh wait, it’s a made for TV mini-series, have a good life in obscurity.

Paris Hilton Hot Swimsuit Pictures

Here’s Paris Hilton trying her best to look sexy while posing in a swimsuit for her new hair products line. Unfortunately, it kind of works… As much as I hate Paris and think she’s even more useless than old socks, occasionally she convinces me otherwise.

Cameron Diaz Green Bikini On the beach

It’s not that often we get any pictures of Cameron Diaz in her bikini so today must be your lucky day. Here she is flashing some ass crack in her little green bikini while playing in the surf. It’s been so long that I almost forgot how hot she is, her body is as tight as my pants are right now. That joke never gets old. I guess Cameron has a movie coming out and needs a little exposure, I don’t care what the reason is but I like it. Enjoy.