Hayden Panettiere Attempts The Jessica Alba Bikini Ass Pose

Here’s Hayden Panettiere attempting the famous Jessica Alba Bikini Ass pose and guess what? Her little tush is actually doing an alright job. I’d recommend a little more arch in her back and push her shoulders down towards the floor, but maybe she can’t do that being a little person and all. Anyway, I give her an A+ for effort.

Paris Hilton Hot Swimsuit Pictures

Here’s Paris Hilton in her slutty little swimsuit with her new boyfriend lounging around the pool at the Hotel Du Cap in Anitbes near Cannes the other day. Alright so that’s not her boyfriend but I think she should at least give the old guy a chance, I’m sure he could introduce her to all kinds of sexually transmitted diseases she’s only ever read about in history books or heard about in the stories her grandmother used to tell her.

Hayden Panettiere Bikini Pictures

I don’t really pay that much attention to the Cannes Film Festival, a bunch of celebrities patting each other on the back isn’t my thing, but I know that part of the fun in Cannes is spending some time in the sun. Here’s my favorite little person Hayden Panettiere hanging out on some rich guy’s yacht in a little green bikini. We don’t see Hayden in a bikini very often, It’s very rare, like unicorns or blonde asian chicks. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Bikini Magazine Pictures

After some un-photoshopped pictures of Kim Kardashian’s love handles and ass cellulite hit the internet machine a month or so ago, Kim has decided to fight back. Here she is posing pool side in some allegedly untouched bikini pictures for Life & Style magazine. She looks pretty good, I’d throw her a hump, but I’ve seen the Complex Magazine untouched pictures and these are way off. They’re about as untouched as Lindsay Lohan’s double ended dildo.

Thanks For The Invite To Ocean Club Opening Holiday Party

I have no clue what the ‘Ocean Club Opening Holiday Party‘ is, but it’s another event that I was not invited to. Judging by these pictures, it looks like I missed a good time. Don’t these people know that bloggers need some real sun too! The rays from my computer screen aren’t enough.

Victoria Silvstedt Super Micro Bikini Pictures

I’ve posted a bikini picture or two in my day and one thing I’ve learned over the years is that if you want bikini pictures done right you need to get an expert. Victoria Silvstedt is a perfect example of this, not only is she hot but she’s also wearing a tiny little bikini to truly highly her assets. Nobody wants to see a bikini you can play volleyball in, we want something that will wash away in the surf. What are the odds of being reincarnated as a bikini?

Kelly Ripa Micro Bikini Pictures

I don’t know how old Kelly Ripa is but she looks pretty hot, she obviously spends a lot of time in the gym, her body is so tight you could bounce testicles off those abs, Regis must wake up every morning and thanks f@#k for the good people at Cialis. I’m pretty sure he’s not banging Kelly but if I were him I’d be taking one tablet a day just in case. Like my grandfather always said: “You’re better off caught at work with an erection than caught in bed without one”.