Emily Scott’s Hypnotic Eyes and Funbags

Just when I thought that former Miss Universe Jennifer Hawkins is the hottest Australian babe to ever walk the land down under, that notion now is subject for debate with Emily Scott entering the spotlight. Possessing the most tantalizing set of green eyes I’ve ever seen, Emily Scott wows us in her sexy photo stint in Zoo Magazine not just by her optics but also with her set of funbags, which really makes eye-to-eye contact with her so d*mn difficult.

Alessandra Ambrosio is Incredibly Sexy

With all month-end reports accomplished and submitted, I’m now back in the game guys. Kicking things off for the month of hearts is none other than everybody’s favorite supermodel/MILF - Alessandra Ambrosio.

Alessandra recently confessed that she barely lifted her finger to get her body back after having a baby. Her only secrets? Doing yoga once a week and having heaven-sent genes. Some people are born lucky.Here are more photos of Alessandra Ambrosio’s hyper sapien sexiness.

“Bikini girl” Katrina Darrell’s 15 Minutes Aren’t Up Just Yet

“Bikini girl” Katrina Darrell was the talk of the web after she appeared on American Idol. But like most Idol contestants, their 15 minutes of fame end very quickly. So that’s why I’m posting these new photos, because girl is so hot I’m not quite ready yet to give her the curtain. Let’s just say we’re at the 14 minute mark.

Sara Jean Underwood Rocks Hard

I’m pretty sure I’m a few months late posting this issue of Guitar World Magazine, but it has the 2007 Playmate of the Year Sara Jean Underwood in it. And when you put girls in scantily clad clothing and guitars together you easily get an awesome photoshoot. Now if this doesn’t encourage young men to put down their iPod and DJ equipment and become real musicians by picking up an instrument I don’t know what will.

Jaime Pressly Is In Shape And In A Bikini

Jaime Pressly is the latest cover girl for Shape Magazine. Not only do we get to see her tight body in a bikini, she’s also giving instructions on how to do various exercises. Unfortunately, I can’t do any because I’m not flexible enough to hold my leg over my head or bend over and touch my toes, but I think Jaime’s doing a great job at it! Don’t you agree?

Cheyenne Tozzi Mini Bikini Pictures

I’ve never heard of this chick Cheyenne Tozzi, but turns out she dated that grease ball and oil heir Brandon Davis, so I can only assume that she’s a big time used-up social climbing skank. Sorry, but once you touch Brandon you’re tainted for life. Anyway, she does look good in a bikini but I’d only hit that if a hypnotherapist could make me forget that Brandon had been knee deep inside her. Gross.