Holly Madison Hot Pink Bikini Pictures

Here’s Holly Madison doing what every hot celebrity should being doing when attending an event; wearing a bikini. Sure she’s partying poolside at the MGM, but that doesn`t matter. A pool shouldn’t determine whether or not a celebrity sports a bikini. I should! And that`s all the time. Anyway, here she is with Kendra Wilkinson who’s covering up her bikini for some reason my penis cannot understand. Booooooooo!

Hayden Panettiere’s Bikini Lesson

Hayden Panettiere might want to take a lesson from her friend, I don’t know who the chick is but she sure knows how to wear a bikini. Hayden’s lame little boy bikini just doesn’t do the trick. If you’re going to be lounging in the sun on a luxury yacht in the south of France, you’ve got to look the part. A little thong, some heels and a glass of Champagne is the customary attire in this situation. Hopefully she’s learnt her lesson.

Bar Refaeli Sexy Bikini Pictures

I’m not sure if these are old pictures of Bar Rafaeli or not but they’re pictures of Bar Rafaeli in a bikini or underwear or both so who gives a damn, I can’t really concentrate at the moment. Anyhow, these are from some magazine highlighting Bar’s sweet sweet talents and long luscious legs that she could probably wrap around me twice over. I wouldn’t complain, I’d even be willing to pay up front.

Gisele Bundchen Hot Bikini Pictures

Here’s Gisele Bundchen in a bikini, for the Calzedonia Summer 2009 Ad Campaign. I have no clue what that is, but whatever it is, it’s paying her big bucks considering she is a top earning supermodel. I don’t know how that’s possible, since she’s not very attractive… But I guess all you need is a perfect body, which Giselle obviously has. So enjoy the overpaid model.

Hayden Panettiere Attempts The Jessica Alba Bikini Ass Pose

Here’s Hayden Panettiere attempting the famous Jessica Alba Bikini Ass pose and guess what? Her little tush is actually doing an alright job. I’d recommend a little more arch in her back and push her shoulders down towards the floor, but maybe she can’t do that being a little person and all. Anyway, I give her an A+ for effort.

Paris Hilton Hot Swimsuit Pictures

Here’s Paris Hilton in her slutty little swimsuit with her new boyfriend lounging around the pool at the Hotel Du Cap in Anitbes near Cannes the other day. Alright so that’s not her boyfriend but I think she should at least give the old guy a chance, I’m sure he could introduce her to all kinds of sexually transmitted diseases she’s only ever read about in history books or heard about in the stories her grandmother used to tell her.

Hayden Panettiere Bikini Pictures

I don’t really pay that much attention to the Cannes Film Festival, a bunch of celebrities patting each other on the back isn’t my thing, but I know that part of the fun in Cannes is spending some time in the sun. Here’s my favorite little person Hayden Panettiere hanging out on some rich guy’s yacht in a little green bikini. We don’t see Hayden in a bikini very often, It’s very rare, like unicorns or blonde asian chicks. Enjoy.